What is the funniest insult you've ever heard of?

Question

heres an example:

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. haha

Answer 1

"If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!"

"Well, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

Answer 2

I went to a comedy show, the comedian was a very funny, big, black, women. In the front of the audience a women kept heckling the comedian. She was obviously drunk and stupid. Finally the comedian says, look I don't go to your job snatching Dick$ out of your mouth telling you how do your job.

Answer 3

Boy. This is one I said to my mother-in-law. We were at a family potluck dinner with all my in-laws. My mother-in-law had made a dish that seemed pretty simple to make but one of my wife's cousin liked it. She asked her where she got the recipe from and my m-i-l said she got it from the cookbook. My wife's cousin asked "Which one?"
And before my mother-in-law could respond, I blurted "Cooking for dummies!"

Answer 4

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Answer 5

Hey I hope I meet someone who is rich, beautiful, and knows which spoon to use! LOL

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 6

If as*holes can fly this place will be an airport my mother says that all the time hee hee

Answer 7

Your like a fart in a whirlpool