this old man drives out of a car dealership w/ a brand new convertable. he starts going 80 when he sees a state trooper on his tail. he thinks 2 his self "i can out drive him"!90, 100, 150. he then thinks 2 himself "what am i doing". he then pulls over waiting 4 the state trooper 2 aresst him. the state troper walks up 2 the car. "i have 30 min. left in my shift and it's fri. give me one good reason i shouldnt aresst u that i havent heard before and i'll let u go. the old man then replied " years ago, a state trooper took off w/ my wife. i thought u were bring her back"
" Have a good day sir"
2006-06-29 09:05:36 · 39 answers · asked by hottie4eva153 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great job miss i really enjoyed it 10 out of 10!
2006-06-29 09:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
True story.
At an intersection which was dug up for construction, a policewoman was directing traffic. She motioned me to stop, but when her back was turned, directing the traffic the other way, I sneaked my car through. I had to stop just on the other side of the intersection, though, because the traffic was backed up a little bit ahead. She motioned me to pull my window down and said "I don't know why I'm not going to give you a ticket." In the meantime, the traffic ahead of me had cleared out.
Since she wasn't going to give me a ticket, I just drove on and left her talking there. But I doubt she saw the humor of it.
Oh, btw, your joke-- almost as good as mine, I'll give it a nine.
2006-06-29 10:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie 6/10
2006-06-29 09:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one a couple of years ago, it still brings a laugh though!!!
Let me share this poem with you:
For The Older Guys
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave,
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!
2006-06-29 09:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10 its good
2006-06-29 09:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by yasmine2994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give the joke 8 out of 10
2006-06-29 09:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but it never fails. I think it is a great joke! 1-10 I rate it an 8
2006-06-29 09:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar Cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. I give it an A+. 10 out of 10. Good Job!!!!
2006-06-29 09:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by Brittney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked it 9/10
2006-06-29 09:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by stophatinboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny Good luck with the jokes, keep them coming I would give you a 13 out of 10 Thats good
2006-06-29 09:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Charlotte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice man 9 / 10
2006-06-29 09:23:45 · answer #11 · answered by ozo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋