Or should we do it nationwide? Like 'Hands Across America'. How about a travelling festival? People (dirty hippies) can stop following Phish and start following the Golden Calf.
Do you think we can get corporate sponsorship from KY-Jelly?
2006-06-29 08:53:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WARNING - JUST FOR THE RECORD MR. INCREDIBLE IS NOT AFILITATED WITH THE CHURCH OF THE GOLDEN CALF. HIS CLAIM OF BEING 'INCREDIBLE' SOMETHING WE WILL NOT BE VERIFYING.
2006-06-29 09:00:53 · update #1
Browneyedgirl will be our sacrificial virgin. By sacrificial I mean guest of honor who we will feed and seduce. And by virgin I mean that we can't verify that.
2006-06-29 09:19:10 · update #2
However it is done it should be televised. KY and Pop-Tarts.
2006-06-29 08:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao.
it should definately be a traveling festival. that would involve even more orgys. we might be able to get a sponsorship, but i don't know, what if the people that run KY-Jelly are Christians?? are condoms neccessary and if so, do i need to bring any for the guys or will they be provided?
2006-06-29 15:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by PsychoPenguin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the foot of Mt. Sinai. Watch out for the Unbeliever with the long gray beard and the big stone tablets.
2006-06-29 15:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by chilixa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure Trojan would name a condom "The Golden Bull," which is what a male calf turns into. That would be good for publicity.
2006-06-29 15:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets do it at Wal-Mart....there everywhere and we can get a great deal on Golden Calf dish towels.
2006-06-29 15:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I'm a Christian, but not one of the ones that annoy people. Y'all are crackin' me up with these questions because all the conservative Christians are going ballistic damning you all to Hell. Hilarious!
I loves me a good orgy! Can I go too??? Please have it Dallas, that way I don't have to travel.
2006-06-29 16:16:21 · answer #6 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Mc Donalds! They have "Golden Arches" and they make Burgers. They need your Golden cow for more quarter pounders!
2006-06-29 16:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by juscalllmequeen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am organizing one for this weekend. My house. Saturday thru Sunday. Send an email with a pic if you want in. This will be in Massachusetts.
2006-06-29 15:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Texas is supposedly the cattle capital of the US, so I suggest Dallas.
2006-06-29 16:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life and go to church! Ask for forgiveness.
2006-06-29 15:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by noseygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a "burning man" type thing?
Except not in the desert.
Or camping.
Or nearly that smelly.
2006-06-29 16:02:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋