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No, there isn't. What other god lets you eat and have an orgy (Besides Dionysus I mean.) It's always a good time until Moses shows blabbing about Yahweh and ordering his thugs to kill everyone.

2006-06-29 08:18:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

D p has a point there.

2006-06-29 08:27:46 · update #1

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Every knee shall bow before the golden calf.

2006-06-29 08:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Golden Hips, Golden Feet, Golden Hands, Golden Knees may be of equal or greater worthiness.

2006-06-29 15:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0 0

I actually saw a golden calf on Melrose in Los Angeles, in a predominantly jewish part of town. I thought it was tacky. I guess it's better to worship that than poor science...

2006-06-29 15:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Beardog 7 · 0 0

umm, penguins are more worthy of worship. but i respect the golden calf too. just don't tell the penguins. we too have orgys, but our religion also includes: dismembering babies, eating watermelon, celebrating chihuahuas, listening to heavy metal, and we honor a different serial killer every week.

2006-06-29 15:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by PsychoPenguin 3 · 0 0

I'd like a Golden Bunny Rabbit.

2006-06-29 15:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You pray to your golden calf and ill pray to God almighty and we will see who makes it to heaven. Man shall not worship Idols....

2006-06-29 15:22:45 · answer #6 · answered by princessnashira 1 · 0 0

I love the Calf!

2006-06-29 15:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by geejtopia 5 · 0 0

I would like something more permanent, the calf didn't last long did it?

2006-06-29 15:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mr.Wise 6 · 0 0

Yes there is, the ultimate superior being God.

2006-06-29 15:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by corleonelover 3 · 0 0

Well, I think I am more worthy of worship...lol.. Best wishes

2006-06-29 15:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by colorist 6 · 0 0

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