He knocked on the door and asked the farmer to put him up for the night. The farmer told him that if he could creep quietly into the bed of his innocent sixteen year old daughter without wakening her, he could spend the night there.
Early the following morning, as the farmer was fixing breakfast, he heard and saw the salesman screaming and running from the farmhouse, trailing smoke from around his ***.
The farmer went to his daughters room to get an explaination.
She told him that she awoke to find a strange man in her bed playing with something between his legs. When she asked what it was he said it was his" wee duck " and would I like to play with it?
I did and it spat on me. So I smashed it's eggs, broke it's neck and set fire to it's nest!!!
2006-06-29 08:16:36 · 14 answers · asked by bill M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that ... WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER READ!
2006-06-29 08:28:55 · answer #1 · answered by kathy w 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what is you question? Are you in search for the farm house?
2006-06-29 15:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there goes a funny joke, i think it deserves a 10!
2006-06-29 15:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-06-29 15:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by WENDY G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOLY COW.
that hurt
2006-06-29 15:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Funny Yes...... but bloody sore i'd bet
2006-06-29 18:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by owenofglasgow2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I had never read that.
2006-06-29 15:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by Laurie Jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. haha That is so funny~
2006-06-29 15:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lucid_dreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blo.o.dy he.l.l! that musta hurt...nice use of metaphors!!
2006-06-29 17:29:24 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Terious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewwww i wish i hadn't read that
2006-06-29 15:34:47 · answer #10 · answered by Natalie D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! That really sucks!!!
2006-06-29 15:21:49 · answer #11 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋