A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The
little
boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He
says, "Grandpa,
I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's
too
wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of
hair
spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.
Then
he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair
spray, and
runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back
out and
hands the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
2006-06-29
08:02:27
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12 answers
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asked by
Anonymous
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Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ! :))
2006-06-29 13:22:10
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL... here's the one that I'm sure you'll like:
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
2006-06-30 08:52:51
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answer #2
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answered by MSV_MGT 3
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Wife said give you a 10 on that one , she laughed and it's hard to make her laugh at any joke
2006-06-29 08:26:28
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answer #3
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answered by joegossum 4
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hmmm what can i say had the punch line with in the first 2 lines keep trying lol
2006-06-29 08:07:17
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answer #4
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answered by n1mngr 2
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i love this , i couldn't even contain my laughter, don't u all know that some persons are at work i'm not supposed to be laughing like this!!!!
rate 10!!!
2006-06-29 08:10:15
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answer #5
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answered by zkimmy 4
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Hmmm... The picture of grandparent's 'doing it' is a bit awkward, but sh*t, that was hilarious!!!
2006-06-29 08:07:02
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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i like that one =) i give it a strong 7
2006-06-29 08:08:22
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answer #7
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answered by mz.Tiza 5
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Yeah, kind of predictable.
2006-06-29 08:05:41
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answer #8
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answered by double0negitive 3
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thats cute
2006-06-29 08:04:39
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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very funny
2006-06-29 08:04:35
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answer #10
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answered by hot_fat_chik1982 4
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LOL- cute
2006-06-29 08:11:08
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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