To my evolutionist atheist friends, when you invited satan in to your home, did he make a mess like in mine?

Answer 1

Satan was actually quite clean. God left a plague of frogs, locusts and dead babies in his wake.

Answer 2

My wife, smart cookie that she is, had takes precautions.
For one, you really need seat covers when Mr. S. drops by. I have no idea why tails are so hard to keep clean.

Obviously you need rafts of Mexican, Thai & Szechwan snacks. (I might add I found these red peppers from Nigeria that would certainly start a nuclear reaction in doses greater than 2 flakes.)

I try to coordinate his visits with those Sundays the Jehovah Witnesses drop by. He is so grateful for the chance to answer the door in full regalia. I bet you didn't know how agile the members of that organization are, even the old ones. And the notes they can hit!

Anyway, he did tell me the folks were fine and that he's really excited about the possibility of a war with Iran. (We are definitely on opposing political sides these days.)

He did get a little pissy when I explained what was in the thermal box I gave him to take back. What is the big deal with a fu**ing snowball? It was just an experiment, for chrissake..

UPDATE: Yo! Believers. Atheists can invite any one they want to their house, even Satan, OK. Well ... everyone except God because he doesn't exist you silly geese.

Answer 3

If your friends are atheists, then they did not by definition invite Satan into their home, as they do not believe that Satan exists. Clean up your own mess. Don't blame it on someone lese.

Answer 4

You need a new broom. Or an exorcism. I've heard that Baptism is an ancient form of exorcism. Or you could look for some pigs, and ask Jesus to send satan for a long ride, over a short cliff...

Answer 5

Don't churchies have the best answers?

I actually invited God AND Satan to a party I was having, with the intentions of it being a 'no-holds-barred, everything-goes, be-all-end-all, ultimate-fighting with extreme-hyphenation winner-takes-all' grudge match.

Neither showed.

Imagine that.

Answer 6

I bet..that the devil made a mess o your house.. yo marriage should be a wreck as you got you girl and man friends and you in all kinds of sin. Like my pastor said you gotta put your house on the rock and he is Jesus. Stop you messin around and leave the women and men that you messin with. Jesus come to straighten out your house for you..

Answer 7

I know a few atheists, and according them, they don't believe in anything. So why would they invite Satan in their home, if they don't believe in him?

Answer 8

If you are walking in a desert and you find droppings or foot prints of a camel you will surely know that there is a camel around and that camels exist. If you went home one day and found your bed made, dinner cooked, clothes washed and you asked your spouse if they did it and they say it did itself. Would you believe them? You would have to be crazy to believe all of those things did themselves.

Answer 9

Er..why would Atheists *like me* believe in satan....methinks someones trying to be clever, but sounding like a bloody child

Answer 10

An atheist is someone who does not believe in God or gods. You are not an atheist. You are rapidly proving you are an idiot with too much time on his hands. You should have stayed quiet and let us just assume you are an idiot.

Answer 11

Thats what Satan is all about, he does nothing but, messes up lives...... Makes people think they have no hope. But, in GOD, you have hope!

Its funny, people who profess to be atheists, and yet you talk about God....... sounds hypocritical to me, like all your foolish bablings is just for attention.