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A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of
mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit
of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for
tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the
class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her
and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more
time left, I'm rechecking my answers."

2006-06-29 07:41:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

real funny!!! lol

Since I want the 10pts. I'll share one with you!!

A guy in a supermarket.

A beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?"

To which she replies "I think you are the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My gawd, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table, with all of my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my *** with wet celery and stuck a carrot up my butt?".

She said, "NO! I'm your son's Math Teacher!"

2006-06-29 08:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 0 2

i respect blonde jokes. The blonde became attempting to make some money so she wanting to employ herself out as a handyman in a wealthy community. She is going as a lot because the only homestead and earrings the doorbell. a guy solutions the door and he or she asks him if he would like his porch painted. He say how a lot. She say $50 so he has the same opinion and tells her the position the portray resources are. the guy's spouse comes and talks to him and says would not she comprehend how large our porch is? The blonde comes back to the door after a couple of minutes and tell the guy she is done and he or she had extra paint so she did 2 coats. Then she says by utilizing the way that's no longer porch its a porshe.

2016-10-13 23:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That's got to be the same blonde who got fired from the M&M factory for throwing all the W's away.

2006-06-29 07:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0 0

thats a good one!

2006-06-29 07:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by me 3 · 0 0

lmaololheheheheheeeeee funny!!!

2006-06-29 07:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0 0

I don't get it

2006-06-29 07:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Maimee 5 · 0 0

Lol!

2006-06-29 07:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by xxXJokerXxx 2 · 0 0

what a DUMB blonde

2006-06-29 07:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by rives 6 · 0 0

lol

2006-06-29 08:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by Pete S 2 · 0 0

UMMMMMMM...........Okay.

2006-06-29 07:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0 0

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