A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."
2006-06-29 07:37:27 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOOOOOOOO Thaz a guud un!
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2006-06-29 07:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-29 14:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMMFAO
Good one
2006-06-29 14:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... thats good
2006-06-30 04:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by duff007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, lol
2006-06-30 04:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by eDiNa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-29 14:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
LOL
2006-06-29 14:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by alleniversonzdiva4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2006-06-29 14:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by Texas Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!!!!!!
2006-06-29 15:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by enigma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
2006-06-29 14:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋