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I am Allah according to a message sent by Mohammed. Since I live in Dearborn, I command my Ummah to bow to Dearborn where I live and not to Mecca. I also command my servants to tear down the kaaba in Maaka and build a new monument in Dearborn this one a 100 sided monument to me. I hate simple shapes.

2006-06-29 06:58:43 · 10 answers · asked by byefareed 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

Keep up the good work!

2006-06-29 07:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0 0

Why Dearborn, why not where the twin towers used to be as a monument to peace.

2006-06-29 14:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0 0

You better be careful. They start riots over cartoons let alone claiming to be Allah. You don't want a death sentence on you and have to go into hiding for years. They don't have much of a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff.

2006-06-29 14:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I give u the same wishes those given by the most respeectableand and honourable prophet MOSSES , and GOD help u to find the truth

2006-06-29 14:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by tanveer_solangi 2 · 0 0

Careful, you've been reported by India. They have nuclear arms nowadays and would not be afraid to use them against Deerborn Michigan. I am sure of it.
rotflmao

2006-06-29 15:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 0 1

Sounds like you have all ready bowed down to your carnal desires.

2006-06-29 14:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ismael B 3 · 0 0

Stop posting asinine questions

2006-06-30 14:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jersey Girl 7 · 1 0

i went to u-m deaborn for a class

should we pray to u-m deaborn

2006-06-29 14:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

reported.

2006-06-29 14:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by Muslim extremist 2 · 0 0

OH YES!

2006-06-29 14:01:54 · answer #10 · answered by Thom 4 · 0 0

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