This is funny! A little light humor -- good for the soul!! (lol)?

Question

This is funny! A little light humor -- good for the soul!! (lol)

Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------an immigrant
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher

29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
None------Because I cant control myself

Put the phrases together, type the phrase in the answer! Have Fun!

BTW... I played with a stuffed animal because I am sexy!

Answer 1

lol >>>>>i kicked d baseball bat becuase i was drunk...<< really made me smile.. lol.. laugh 4 a second
GOD bless ya
T.

Answer 2

I did the macarena with Chuck Norris because I am sexy and do what I want. By the way I really don't want to do the macarena with Chuck Norris.

Answer 3

I smoked my science teacher b/c I was high that was a good 1

Answer 4

I murdered a base ball bat because I was high

Answer 5

Jan, 3, Yellow

I kicked, a phone, cuz some1 offered me 1,000,000 dollars for it.

Answer 6

i did the macarena with my dog because im sexy and i do what i want. LOL

Answer 7

I yelled at my dog because the voices told me to!

Answer 8

I murdered a fork because I was high. That one made me laugh 'till I cried!

Answer 9

I played with a gangster because that's how I roll

Answer 10

LOL i ate lunch with a gangster because I was drunk