A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
2006-06-29 06:10:35 · 20 answers · asked by xKati 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao... reminds me of the time I met my in-laws!!!!
I got one for you... based on a true story!!!
2006-06-29 06:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that was very funny. I bet that guy wanted to melt into the seat.
2006-06-29 14:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very good one. I like it a lot
2006-06-29 13:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was one of better ones I heard
2006-06-29 13:14:26 · answer #4 · answered by dhaval70 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!! I liked Chino's shrimp story too! lol
2006-06-29 13:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by a-ren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is one of the funniest ones i have heard on here
2006-06-29 13:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by country_metalhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but funny
2006-06-29 13:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by pratham_not_edna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-06-29 13:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by thats_hella_hott 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, yea funny
2006-06-29 13:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by kalifahb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaortf that is toooooo funny
2006-06-29 13:31:31 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋