something just short of murder
2006-06-29 05:51:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Buy a big bag of cress seed or similar and write WANKER in his front lawn with it. When he cuts the lawn the white stalks of the cress will show through, revealing what you have written. The best thing is that it keeps growing!
2006-06-29 09:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
The best revenge sometimes is not to be seen to react to whatever they've done with anger. Instead, do the tea-run - brew them up a nice cup of 'special' tea - a unique and tangy blend of some sort, if you get my drift!! They had it coming, right? Just don't give the wrong mug to the people you like and if you are going to share the joke, make sure its someone you really can trust. Otherwise, sit smugly by as they drain the cup!
2006-06-29 06:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop doing all the things he usually takes credit for.
Accuse him of sexual harrassment.
Delete important files using his computer.
Hint around the office that he has a drink problem & stash a couple of empty bottle somewhere they are sure to be found.
2006-06-29 07:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act like you are a customer and call the main office and tell them that you saw him screaming at employees and that you would never spend money at a business where the management treats the employees so poorly.
2006-06-29 06:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by skidmark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour brake fluid over his car, it looks like water at first then slowly dissolves the paint into rust. obviously don't use a bottle marked "brake fluid" on it when you do it!!!!!!!
Dam it that woman beat me to it! But yes it works!
2006-06-29 13:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign him up to lots of random gay or pornographic fan clubs and he'll start receiving strange mail at work.
2006-06-29 05:57:12 · answer #6 · answered by bigscary_monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a gun and shoot him till he's almost dead.
just give him nine shots and leave him like 50 cent, whistlin out the side of his jaw.
2006-06-29 05:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dump brake fluid on the paint of his porche?
2006-06-29 05:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Date rape him with a cactus...he won't remember a thing in the morning. if he does remember it...repeat the process.
2006-06-29 11:25:05 · answer #9 · answered by BadSanta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cleaning your teeth with his pecker usually does the trick
2006-06-29 06:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by Bertie the mod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋