Willys cynical thought for the day;
People should learn to laugh at themselves, why let everybody else have all the fun?
To prove that I'm not a hypocrite, here is my latest. I guess most people getting these jokes know I've been wearing an Insulin pump since 2002, I've been diabetic since 1974! Well, May 14th at around 5 pm I was in St. Johns Hospital Emergency Room for insulin shock. As a nurse, Margaret I believe but don't quote me at around 11, was signing me out I finished, in my mind I been writting it a while, this joke. I told it to her and just about everybody in the ER and the Security Guards at the front of the hospital, they all said, it's a good one! Here it is;
I was taking a Metro-North train home, and the cars were crowded, a young girl -- late twenties gets on and sits by my left side. She notices my computing device hanging from my left pocket, and asks me what that is? I say, "my insulin pump." She gets very turned on and we spend the trip sloppy-kissing. In Yonkers, a city a few stops before my town, she invites me up to her place. I accept and we're soon butt naked all over her bed. I'm just about to slide my meat into her when she asks, "So when you gonna turn the god-damned pump on?"
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2006-06-29 05:10:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow, what a question to ask at that point of time!!!
2006-06-29 05:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by kittykat09kathy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Strange
2006-06-29 05:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-06-29 05:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by crazychick ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right???
2006-06-29 05:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uuuhhhh What?
2006-06-29 05:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by justagirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-06-29 05:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by guitar_chick893 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Suuuuurrreeee.......................
2006-06-29 05:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋