Once upon a time I went to the ---------- and played with my ---------. After this, i felt very -------- because my ---------- seemed ----------. Later that day, my --------- said it was because my ---------- was -------- so i decided to --------- for a while to make is all better. i felt extremely --------so i went ---------.
10 points for the best one!
2006-06-29 05:00:52 · 21 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once upon a time I went to the CIRCUS and played with my DEFORMED MONKEY. After this, I felt very AWKWARD because my ARMLESS MONKEY seemed FLIRTACIOUS. Later that day my PIMP said it was because my BRA was UNDONE so I decided to TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES for a while to make it all better. I felt extremely NAKED so I went BACK TO THE CIRCUS TO TELL OFF MY MONKEY.
2006-06-29 05:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by Jules 3 · 6⤊ 4⤋
Once upon a time I went to the cellular level and played with my DNA . After this, I felt very different because my head seemed to be somewhere else. Later that day, my Sage said it was because my head was in my @ss, so i decided to stand for a while to make is all better. I felt extremely Bush like so I went on a crusade..
2006-06-29 12:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by murkglider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time I went to the market and played with my puppy. After this, i felt very sad because my puppy seemed hungry and I had no money. Later that day, my puppy said it was because my water was about to break so i decided to have a baby for a while to make it all better. i felt extremely exhausted so i went to sleep.
2006-06-29 12:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time I went to the club and played d*ck.After this i felt very weird because my d*ck seemed stiff. Later that day my grandma said it was because club was dirty so I decided to walk for a while to make it all better. I felt extremely good so I went back.
2006-06-29 12:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jason 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time I went to the Zoo and played with my socks After this, i felt very cheerful because my feet seemed ticklish Later that day, my dog said it was because my hat was tight so I decided to eat pickles for a while to make is all better. i felt extremely full so i went pfffoooot.
2006-06-29 12:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by captures_sunsets 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time I went to the park and played with my dog. After this, i felt very sad because my dog seemed unhappy. Later that day, my mom said it was because my dog was in heat so i decided to rub him for a while to make is all better. i felt extremely dirty so i went and took a shower.
2006-06-29 12:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time I went to the pharmacy and played with my heart monitor. After this, i felt very high because my blood pressure seemed out of whack. Later that day, my kitten said it was because my brain was senile so i decided to rock in the corner for a while to make is all better. i felt extremely confused so i went kookoo bananas.
2006-06-29 13:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time I went to the bedroom and played with my broom. After this i felt very moody because my period seemed to come so early. Later that day my parents said it was because my period was late so i decided to come for a while to make is all better. I felt extremely moody so I went to put my pad on.
2006-06-29 12:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by Emily R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time I went to the loo (bathroom) and played with my nipples. After this, I felt very horny because my cuntt seemed wet. Later that day, my husband said it was because my clitoris was pierced so I decided to masterbate for a while to make it all better. I felt extremely ready so I went squirt.
Best wishes
2006-06-29 12:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time I went to the PARK and played with my FRIENDS. After this, i felt very SAD because my FRIENDS seemed SAD. Later that day, my FRIEND said it was because my SADNESS was THEIR SADNESS so i decided to BECOME HAPPY for a while to make is all better. i felt extremely HAPPYso i went TO BECOME SAD.
2006-06-30 00:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time I went to the concert and played with my flute. After this, i felt very happy because my flute seemed moist. Later that day, my conductor said it was because my fingering was wrong so i decided to practise for a while to make is all better. i felt extremely satisfied so i went to a concert.......
yes, i am only five.......... : )
2006-06-29 12:13:53 · answer #11 · answered by the man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋