your slavery to Satan?
2006-06-29 04:59:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
way to not even read the question heading!
2006-06-29 05:06:20 · update #1
jen appears to be the most fabulous moron I've come across yet....
2006-06-29 05:08:31 · update #2
gotta love people with absolutely zero sense of humor...
2006-06-29 05:18:00 · update #3
Jim's question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agg9taYx4J_SSLE4H3QSwfzsy6IX?qid=20060629114631AAdXsOC
My question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmDxhdBqljUh3eJtEUXI8LXsy6IX?qid=20060630120554AAV6Xz1
I'm actually having a bit of fun with it today.
2006-06-30 08:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 4⤊ 4⤋
I'm not gonna thank you for asking this question, but i sure as hell wanna thank you for providing the opportunity to jen to answer this question.
That answer was, by far, the most funny thing i read today.
Btw, i would pray for you to, if somebody could offer me some proof that it worked. And if somebody could offer me some proof that you need it. Why do people always assume that others need to be prayed to anyway?
Today i might arrange a parade, to end slavery. Maybe that will help a little. That Satan is such a tiran. (i hope he won't read my words, i'm so scared of punishments...)
2006-06-29 12:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan's ok I guess. He just keeps repeating the same **** over and over though, "Keep on challenging the christians with your sound reasoning and logic," "Get an education," and "Learn to think for yourselves." I swear sometimes he sounds just like a broken record.
It's not all bad though, just yesterday we had a really good laugh about how he made up "science." And occasionally he will let us leave early on Fridays and Phyllis in receiving said she heard that Satan was planning a company bowling night sometime in August.
PS: If someone is planning on praying for me based on this post, can you please also ask Jesus/Allah/Odin/Oprah to please increase the size of my thingy and to also get that asshole Darryl in the cube across from me fired, he is so loud on the phone that I can't even concentrate!
2006-06-29 15:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Bobby W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Satan.
2006-06-29 12:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lord of Rock 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jen might have a crush on you Bettie.
I've been saying all along that we might as well just tell people that yes, in fact we atheists are devil worshippers. We have black masses and satanic orgies (hmmm orgies aren't a bad idea) and sacrifice puppies to the dark evil forces of the devil. We might as well enjoy all the perks of being a satanist if we are going to be accused of it anyway.
Hail the dark Lord! BLAH BLAH! YARRGH! WOOOHOOOHAHAHA!! EEEEE_VIAL OOOOOHHHH.....
2006-06-29 12:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.you assumed the satan part
2.the same can be said about christians,your slavery to jesus
3.typical
4.your a cvnt
assuming slavery to satan for nonbeleivers is pretty moronic,and yes i did read the question
2006-06-29 12:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't they always say "happiness in slavery"?
C U Next Tuesday at the soul swap.... we can trade ours for things like free thought, or a copy of Mini Trucker Magazine!
2006-06-30 15:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a question for you? what if satan was the good guy and the bible god was the evil one? i bet most of the non religious people and the other religious people dont even believe in satan or even in a god at all we aint no slave to anyone but our own limitations
2006-06-29 12:15:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,....its been wonderful.....I love the fact that even though i follow a basic rule of "HARM NONE" awakining every day with full intention of being the best person i can, ALWAYS willing to help others in any way possible, trying very,hard with the understanding that i am in no position to judge ANYONE, to remain open minded with a basic humanitarian caring for life in general that according to CHRISTIANS since i havent taken jesus into my heart as the son of god and believe he was no more the child of god than the rest of us i am still going to HELL.....................................which that statement in its own is a contradiction to christian teaching...being that supposedly jesus died for EVERY sin that EVERY person WILL commit for the rest of eternity therefore NO matter what we are already forgiven and have a place in heaven..............what do they know being the baby of religions.....allowing themselves to be brainwashed blindly following what some guy said.........
2006-06-29 12:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by alss03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh (sob), it's not so very bad. Apart from the thinking-for-yourself thing. Oh, and the "you're gonna die and you're gonna rot, get over it, the world will not end just 'cause you ain't in it anymore." Really, it would be swell if only (looks about furtively and lowers her voice), if only ALL my relatives weren't here....
2006-06-30 19:45:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some help from Jesus. I will pray for you. Atheists need to wake up and small the coffee.
2006-06-29 12:08:53 · answer #11 · answered by Faithhhh,[♥] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋