2006-06-29 04:53:57 · 17 answers · asked by downclover 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Put a charcoal filter in your underwear(they actually sell undies like that!) and take gas-x or Beano!
2006-06-29 04:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, some people try to cover the sound by coughing when they release gas. But if it's a squeaker or a big bang, that probably won't work. You could stand next to a stranger, then blame them after you walk away. Good luck with that
2006-06-29 05:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shoud go to doctor... Nobody like flatus U2 so run and ask for some drugs.
2006-06-29 04:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Simona C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cough as the gas exits your Gluteus Maximus.
2006-06-29 04:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by supernova457 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas-x works
2006-06-29 04:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sound? Start up a chainsaw just before.
2006-06-29 04:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if it's a real problem I would rethink what I was eating and talk to the dr.
2006-06-29 04:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by all_my_armour_falling_down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Release your underarm odor at the same time. They will cancel each other out.
2006-06-29 04:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by Answer King 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Act like the closest person to you dealt it!
2006-06-29 04:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by George R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let one rip next to somebody......
When people look at you, Look at the person standing next to you and say
"If you want, you can blame that on me!"
2006-06-29 04:58:08 · answer #10 · answered by Whiskeytangofoxtrot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋