I can't wait to see the answers for this, I'm really looking forward to it.
2006-06-29 04:33:48 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Are you a pre-op or post-op transexual? Is one of mine, it works for either sex.
2006-06-29 04:49:10 · update #1
I am fond of Winston Churchill's comeback to a woman telling him he was drunk....' And you, madam are ugly. But I will be sober in the morning.'
Also Eddo Brandes, the cricketer... an Australian close fielder yelled at him while he was batting 'Oy Brandes, why are you so fat??!' - his comeback was 'Coz every time I f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit.'
2006-06-29 04:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by eriverpipe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You've got a face like...
A Welder's bench
A Smashed crab
A Bulldog licking piss off a nettle
A man jogging behind a gritter
A clumsy beekeeper
A blind joiner's thumb
you drink beneath the dartboard
you've been bobbing for chips in a deep fat fryer.
2006-06-29 04:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sitting Still 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not as stupid as you look.
Your mom dresses you funny.
What's wrong? did you see your face in the mirror?
I had a nightmare I was a blonde.
I may may be skinny, but you're ugly... I can always gain weight.
shh.... hear that? that's the sound of nobody caring....
Oh, i'm sorry, did you think i was listening?
You must have hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way down.
I'm not mean. You're just a sissy
2006-06-29 04:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband says, if a person is an idiot, "He wouldn't have the brains to pour p*** out of a boot if there were instructions on the heel." Or "He's as sharp as a pound of wet leather."
2006-06-29 04:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was out one night a friend's brother asked me if I wanted a beer- when i replied I didn't drink he asked me if "I was gay "- I was quite pleased with myself when I responded "No, but I wish you were so you would dress a bit better"- worked well in front of a crowd.
2006-06-29 04:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by rednotdead1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband recently called a car park attendant " a worthless window licking f*cktard"!
I was not with him at the time. Shame.
2006-06-29 04:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fella tapped me on the shoulder in the pub, so I turned around and said to him "oops ! I thought it was a man!" he called me a B***h and walked off, is mates thought it was hilarious.
2006-06-29 04:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see the good charateristics about you ran down your mothers leg or got shot into space take ya pick!
2006-06-29 04:40:53 · answer #8 · answered by Dean L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine goes like this.
if brains were gas, you wouldent have enough to power an ants motercycle around the outside of a dime!
or this.
if brains were beans, you wouldent have enough to make a gnat fart!
or this
if brains were beans, you wouldent have enough to blow your nose!
2006-06-29 04:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by LOOPYLUNG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go play on the subway tracks.
2006-06-29 04:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by lollygagger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋