The birth of a candybar...One payday, mr goodbar wanted a bit o honey so he took Miss hershey's behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her mounds with his butterfinger, that was pure Almond joy.it made her tootsie roll and he let out a snickers as she screamed OH Henry! While squeazing his PeterPaul she said' you are even better then the 3 musketeers. Soon she was a bit Chunky. The result came 9 months later with sweet Baby Ruth!...So, what do you think? Do you have one like it? Tell me...funniest one gets 10 points for best answer. Good luck!
2006-06-29 04:27:15 · 8 answers · asked by Southern Girl/ deal with it! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT'S CUTE...IT'S FUNNY...
IT WAS A SHOW AND TELL DAY AT SCHOOL.
SO A LITTLE BOY WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIS CAT.
THE TEACHER CAME UP TO THE BOY AND ASKED,"WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR CAT TODAY?".
THE ANSWERED," I FEEL BAD FOR MY KITTY.."
"WHY?", THE TEACHER ASKED...
"BECAUSE I LAST NIGHT I HEARD MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND SAID..' TONIGHT IM GOING TO EAT YOUR PUSSY..'"
THATS FUNNY RIGHT?
2006-06-29 05:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by *sunshyne* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard this one before. Not funny after you've heard it once. However, it is a clever use of candybar names.
2006-06-29 11:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooooo old but was interesting the first time I saw it... not really funny
2006-06-29 12:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it it made me want a candy bar but whch one
2006-06-29 13:39:38 · answer #4 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-29 15:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-29 11:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by atlqt100 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY OLD ONE BUT FUNNY
2006-06-29 11:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by cammie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS FREAKING AWASOM
2006-06-29 11:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by drummerfreak21@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋