im bored, can somebody tell me a joke?

Answer 1

ok READY just think of something really randum and say it in a funny voice Example: go up to a randum person and scream ROACHES!!!!!! at them they'll be like WTF???? Trust me it funny to see there face it works every time and yes im bored too lol.

Answer 2

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado .
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.They finally made it
to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard."What
brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage.""No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart." "Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,



"Well, what do you want?"







"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

Answer 3

A couple attending an art exhibition at the local art gallery are looking at a painting/portrait that had them totally confused. The painting showed three black men, totally naked, standing on a park bench. Two of the black men had black penises, one of the men, the one in the middle, had a pink penis.
The curator of the art gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble interpruting the painting and offered his assessment of the painting. He went on and on for about half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emmasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarcal society. In fact, he pointed out, some SERIOUS critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and social oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society.
After the curator left, a Scottsman approached the couple and asked if they really wanted to know what the painting was truly about... The couple asked.. "How would you claim to know more about that painting than the curator of the gallery...?"
"Because I'm the guy who painted it...." he replied. "In fact, there's no African-American representation in the painting at all. They're just three Scottish coal-minors and the guy in the middle went home for lunch!"

Hope that makes you laugh!

Answer 4

By Any Other Name

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s house and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I really recommend it."

The other man said, "What''s the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration and finally says to his companion, "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies, "A Carnation?"

"No. No. The other one," the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"No," growls the man, "You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, yes that''s it," the first man says.

He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what''s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

Answer 5

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Answer 6

An elderly couple are sitting in church for the Sunday morning service. The wife leans over to the husband and says "I just made a silent fart, what should I do?". The husband replies, "get a new battery for your hearing aid."

Answer 7

i am bore 2 but jokes don't cheer me up:(
chating does!!!if u feel like 2 chat,contact me

Answer 8

This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas...how it got in my pajamas I'll never know

Answer 9

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Splat!

Made by my 7 yr old brother! too cute!

Answer 10

her name is chanel she really smells she went to heven and they told her to go back to hell