The premise behind Magic Mountain is you run, jump off a cliff, yell out what you've always wanted to be, and you'll turn into it.
Three guys visit Magic Mountain. The 1st guy runs and jumps off the cliff. "BATMAN!!!" ***POOF!*** He turns into Batman, lands in the Batmobile and drives away.
The 2nd guy runs and jumps off the cliff. "SUPERMAN!!!" ***POOF!*** He turns into Superman and flies off.
The 3rd guy starts running, but he trips. "S**T!"
2006-06-29
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