2006-06-29 02:48:42 · 18 answers · asked by jbanagan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
THE right thing
2006-06-29 02:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Wildhoney 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
since i know a little about thee Man Jesus i will say this he would first off ***** slap all the christians who follow him and not his father
second thing he would do would reset the records about what he wanted people to do and not to do.
third off he would kindly remind all the christian followers that they where not to make a religion based on him at all. he did not want to be worshipped and he isnt his father and he would even rewrite the bible the way it was meant to be written...oh and another jesus was a arabian jew not a hippy looking white guy
2006-06-29 09:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a liberal because he would help the poor and downtrodden. Jesus would never ever be a Republican who love to screw the middle class.
2006-06-29 09:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to help the Christians understand that what they are doing is often the exact opposite of what He taught. Try to explain that there was no except for in his statement about loving your neighbor.
2006-06-29 09:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1Glorify the father
2Spread love
3Encourage
4Teach us
5Sacrifice His time and energy for us
6Live rightously
7Fast and pray for us
8Spread the gospel and salvation
9Correct the immoral leadership
10Spread out the peace that passes all understanding(the holy spirit)
2006-06-29 09:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that He would forgive you for being so stupid ! What would He do about what ?
Try to think your question through. I know this will give you a headache but it will help you get decent answers.
2006-06-29 09:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by sonny_too_much 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look to His Father for an answer
2006-06-29 09:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would smite Liberals for supporting the abortions of millions of unborn babies!
2006-06-29 09:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would teach you how to ask a complete question?
2006-06-29 09:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
show us the right path and lead us into it, teach us how to love our enemies and shower us with His blessings.
2006-06-29 09:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by knight of sion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teach, explain and pray to give us hope.
2006-06-29 09:51:20 · answer #11 · answered by teamkimme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋