Way too full?

Question

My GF taped me to a chair and is force feeding me penaute butter sandwiches. She is a really hot chubby girl. I like here because I don't like sikinny girls. I'm half chubby and half skinny she is going to make me all chubby like her. She wants me to stay on the couch 346 days of the year every time I can. I'm still to skinny and to active. Can you guys name any foods that she can use to make me fatter. I want to be fat to. I don't want muscle, aside the fact that we both have only stepped outside 23 times each, we counted, and havent ran yet in our lives. And I won't dump her. So pleeze tell me other fattening foods?

Answer 1

hohos, twinkies, chocidiles, zingers. try eating tons of carbs oh and lunchables.


PS there are 365 days to a year

Answer 2

If you don't want to be fat, get away, or explain to her that you've had it with the abuse. There are too many health problems associates with being fat for you to do it on purpose. I know what I'm talking about--I weigh 240 pounds and I'm diabetic. My father weighs 400 pounds, insulin-dependent diabetic, and has had a heart attack.

Answer 3

try potatoes they are vegitables but high in fat content also try spagetti, breads, protien shakes, tv dinners especially. the other junk food stuff will give some weight but these will stick to the bones and be alittle hard to get off

Answer 4

Because your girlfriend is heavy and unhealthy and could die from a heart attack why would you want too? This is crazy I would tell her to keep her unhealthy life to herself. You and her need to seek counseling if you think this is normal behavior.

Answer 5

sounds like your tryin to kill each other not sounding harsh but that is very unhealthy.you need to find something else to have in common other than weight!

Answer 6

eat for what???live to eat,dont eat to live.!!!