Thats if you are a boy or a girl and you HADN'T gone to a masseuse advertising in the adult section of the local paper.
2006-06-29 00:51:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I once went to a Chinese massage parlour. After 5 minutes the young girl noticed that I was starting to get aroused. She said to me 'You want wanky'. I said yes and she promptly went to fetch a towel. Five minutes later she returned as said. 'You finished yet'.
2006-06-29 08:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Not if you want to keep coming to the place. Asking for a happy ending from a masseuse/masseur who works in a place that doesn't consider itself that sort of place is a sure way to either:
1) get a right talking down, slap in the face, etc.
2) banned from going there ever again
Just enjoy it and find "relief" some other ways.
2006-06-29 08:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by k² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Massage Therapy is regulated by the same section of the Department of Professional Regulation that oversees Doctors, Nurses, Physical Therapists, etc. I think it highly unlikely that any medical professional is interested in jeopardizing his or her licensure by pandering to your silly fantasy. If you want an "escort", then hire an escort, for heaven's sake.
LMTs (licensed massage therapists) who call on "unknown" clients generally collect their fee in cash in advance. At any HINT of impropriety, the session is OVER and no refund is given. So if you want to pay for a full massage and only get the first 10 minutes, that's up to you dude.
2006-06-29 09:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by kill_yr_television 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Have you SEEN the people who give massages that are NOT from the adult section in newspapers!? One look at the person giving you the massage will be enough to dispell any thought of a 'Happy Ending'!!! lol
:D
2006-06-29 08:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everything may not have happy ending.Some advertisements are hoax and leave your pocket empty.Verify credentials before leap into anything unknown or new.
Some time it may be a sex shop.
2006-06-29 08:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by leowin1948 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I suppose I would? After all, who doesn't wish for happy endings - regardless of what it is?
2006-06-29 07:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by Answers Anyone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
always hope for the best, negativity attracts sad ending, positivity attracts happiness best of luck.
2006-06-29 08:04:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god no. If you're receiving a proper massage you wouldn't get turned on anyway as half the time it hurts!
2006-06-29 07:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by dashabout 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can't say. Everything depends on ones destiny.
2006-06-29 08:13:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be hoping for a happier fronting
2006-06-29 07:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋