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On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

2006-06-28 23:18:06 · 6 answers · asked by gooseman 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

This is a "dangerous" situation.
People on hallucinogens and seeing galloping pigs the size of a car!
All travelers maintain a constant speed!
There is no danger as long as the pig doesn't hit a wall!
The fire truck will take the off ramp at Compton!

2006-06-28 23:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by hummbucka 1 · 6 4

Get off the merry-go-round, you're pissed!!

I've had that jokes 3 times this morning.

2006-06-28 23:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 0 0

make a fake emergency call to get d fire truck out of d way and speeed!

2006-06-28 23:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by assole 1 · 0 0

Yeah i have heard this one in my coverage class it become the ice-breaker and all of us were given it incorrect. yet convinced it really is get off the merry-bypass-round. HA HA AHA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! LOL :)

2016-11-15 10:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by reneau 4 · 0 0

pigs dont galllop

2006-06-28 23:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ra 2 · 0 0

PULL OUT YOUR AK AND SPRAY EVERYTHING, THEN YOU CAN GO AS FAST AS YOU WANT

2006-06-28 23:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0 0

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