tell me your best rhyming riddle, please keep it clean.
2006-06-28 23:14:19 · 8 answers · asked by reddogcudda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Two points is fine.
But ten is divine.
2006-06-28 23:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by gooseman 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Aw! You messed up my best riddle by wanting me to keep it clean!
2006-06-28 23:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by gypsygirl272004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Nice
Who did terrible things to geese.
But he went too far
With the budgerigar
So the parrot phoned the Police.
2006-06-28 23:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by Superdog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tic Toc The Way the Clock Tic
Why don't we have a game of Toe Tac Tic?
Tic Tac Toe, is lame don't you tic?
Well The best answer you have to tic!
2006-06-29 00:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by |) J @ |< 4 |2 + @ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
30 white chestnuts one a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then stand still.
2006-06-28 23:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Left is right, right is left-
Well, that's not really true.
What you see when you see me
Is what I see of you.
What am I?
2006-06-29 00:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by Jasmine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are redish violets are blueish if it wasn't for Hitler we would all be Jewish
2006-06-28 23:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLEAN? WHADDA YA MEAN CLEAN?
2006-06-28 23:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋