Just to prevent you from temptations by alcohol!!
NEW ISSUED ALCOHOL WARNINGS
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter.
2006-06-28 20:45:06 · 12 answers · asked by soubassakis 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8. Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy.
9. Consumption of alcohol will change a "dog" to a "fox" just before closing time.
2006-06-28 22:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Number 3. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you!
2006-06-29 06:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 2 and 3 are good explanaton of alcohol!
Highly recommended for different billboards in different areas.
2006-06-29 04:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by CuriousBro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: Alcoholic drinks are hazardous to your judgement
2006-06-29 03:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by changmw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree with all the 7points above from experience
2006-06-29 03:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY TURN "A MINUTE MAN" INTO AN "ALL NIGHTER"
2006-06-29 06:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! I think the best one is #7!
2006-06-29 04:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think ur warnings really work ..the 1st one was the best ... thanx :)
keep rocking!!
2006-06-29 03:53:19 · answer #8 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So NOW I know why things happen the way they do ... >.< LOL
2006-06-29 04:14:19 · answer #9 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one i cant stop laughing lol
2006-06-29 03:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋