2006-06-28 19:45:43 · 24 answers · asked by adib_r84 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
While in San Antonio on an Army Field Training Exercise,I got chased by MP's (military police) while attempting to sabotage a unit's military communications tent...my buddy and I did NOT get caught...guess those good ol' basic training survival skills came in pretty handy.
2006-07-08 19:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
STAND UP AT A BAR I WORKED AT IN 99'
I'm going back to try some well thought out material and it'll be the 1st time doing stand-up since 99' THAT'S CRAZY....
If anyone lives near the Inner Harbor in Baltimore?
Going to a comedy show for amitures and I'm doing stand-up 1st time since 99' I'd like to invite those in the Area out to Water Street in the City of Baltimore. Wienchester's Comedy Club / Shamrocks Pub
LOCATED:by the CVS on St. Paul & Lombard....7 or 8pm start time...****IT'S FREE TO COME OUT AND LAUGH****
2006-06-28 19:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by Chef April 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I:
Got into a drunken brawl with a bunch of guys, when I came up to them and yelled "I'm a Ninja! and all you guys are goin down."
Well, turns out i'm not a ninja. Luckily they were nice and they didn't beat me too badly.
Once I:
skitched behind a truck on rollerblades, and the truck driver didn't realize I was there as he accelerated to over 50 miles an hour. I let go and slid on my back for 100 feet, luckily the nylon I was wearing saved me, and I didn't get injured.
Once I:
Got high on cocaine in a grimey hotel room with a bunch of female hookers. I was having sex and having a grand'ol'time, when I realized not all of the hookers were female!
I just went with it.
2006-06-28 20:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Swampy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been tazed 3 times in an hour and shot with a stun gun 11 times
2006-07-08 20:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got drunk and car surfed down a dirt road at 40 mph with nothing to stop me from just falling of the roof, ya prolly wont happen again
2006-07-08 16:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
@ 17 y/o, Me and three friends drove from Cinci. OH to the Panama Cannel. No maps, No Passports, No Visas and lived to tell about it.
I have slept in Central Park... Just me and my skateboard.
2006-06-28 19:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by melting-pot-mutt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my craziest thing was slapping a drunk guy on station
i realized it after i reached home
& dint went to school for 3 days so he forgets my face :-0
but now i feel brave in telling this to every one =D
2006-07-07 21:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get married for the third time. After the first 2 you think I would have learned my lesson, but noooooo...
2006-06-28 19:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by John D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made love in a State Park on a log in the woods
2006-07-07 10:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read these questions and the the craziest is to answer your question........ BUT I need 10 points..... LOL
2006-07-08 04:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋