Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a
girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how beautiful Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Kumarand his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
(continued below......)
2006-06-28 19:37:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the frying pan from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the frying pan. But the fact
remains that it as been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the frying pan by now.
Love,
Mom.
2006-06-28 19:38:25 · update #1
hehe... mothers... they know everything
2006-06-28 19:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a GREAT joke omg the irony seriously i have top giv eu credit *starts clappin* no i am not being sarcastic i laughed so hard
2006-06-28 19:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey phoenix!i simply loved the piece you wrote.i wasn't in the best mood today but,your joke has made me feel good.plz keep writing.
2006-06-28 19:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still effin funny! awesome! check ya later ♥
2006-06-28 19:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy JEEZ that's funny! Haaa! Good one.
2006-06-28 19:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by Kirby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awsome! hit me like a brick lmao! good joke!
2006-06-28 19:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one ... more jokes like that PPL
2006-06-28 20:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by Clark794 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my golly gee she is sleeping with him!
2006-06-28 19:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao---> thats hilarious!! lol thx
2006-06-28 19:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S GOOD!!! I mean, REALLY GOOD! I will have to remember that one!
2006-06-28 19:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by pink_phish22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋