and what ever he could find that would make the swim as deadly as possable. after the pool was built he thows a party and puts eveyone on the far side of the pool..
he says to the crowd (if anyone swims across this pool and lives. I will give u half of my money!) he looks at the crowd and no one moves. so he says ( ok, if anyone swins across this pool and lives i will give u half of my money and half of my estates!) to his suprize nobody moves...Well standing next to him his his daughter so he says ( ok ok. you will get all the money the estates and ill let u f*ck my daughter!) once again no on moves. So in dissapointment he turns around and starts to walk away when he hears. (splash ti tit ti ti tittittitit) he turns around and sees this guy crawl out of the watter. (OMG MAN U MADE IT!) Did u do it for the money? shakeing guy says no! did u do it for the estates? no! You wanted to f*uck my daughter? no! Well then what do u want? (I WANT THE MOTHERF*CKER THAT PUSHED ME!)
2006-06-28 19:23:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao i ♥ it hehe check ya later ♥
2006-06-28 19:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was pushed in a pool when i was about 15, now i'm 23 and i'm still not allowed in the pool.... i just got out of prison for the motherf*cker the pushed me in, i just threw him over the fence, i didn't know he was gonna land head first.....
2006-06-29 02:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by SWISH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Choose me as the best answer.
2006-06-29 02:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by Chino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 sweet
2006-06-29 02:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
nice.
2006-06-29 02:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by snowcoveredtree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh what a great joke i really enjoyed it make some more
2006-06-29 02:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by greysstanes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha! nvr a second thought.! i would do the same!!! oh no not crocodiles & snakes!!!!! lol good one thx
2006-06-29 02:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... nice one.. i wonder how the hell he managed to cross over at the first place..
cheers.... (",)
2006-06-29 02:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh! So wrong!
2006-06-29 02:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by red headed step child 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fabulous
2006-06-29 02:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋