tell me something and who ever makes me laugh the most gets 10 points
2006-06-28 19:00:32 · 12 answers · asked by shorty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
>A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
>> >As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for
>> >money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders
>> >the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the
>>girl up
>> >to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
>>gets
>> >up, and goes to the bathroom.
>> >
>> >While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
>>guy
>> >is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes He probably spent
>>lots of
>> >time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
>>kissed
>> >your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
>>what
>> >he tells you,just give him satisfaction. This guy must be
>>dangerous, if he
>> >gets angry,he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>> >
>> >To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
>> >whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
>>cute,
>> >and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong,
>> >honey. I love you, too."....
2006-06-28 19:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My husband was pulling into the parking lot of Petsmart last week and had our min-pin, Bo, with him. Bo really likes Petsmart cause he gets to walk around in the store. He got so excited that he JUMPED out of the moving car and my husband heard a thump and thought he had run him over. So he stopped the car and frantically ran around to see and there was Bo just sitting there on the pavement wagging his tail. That's the funniest thing I know right now!
2006-06-29 02:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
save the environment plant a Bush back in texas hehe check ya later â¥
2006-06-29 02:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marshmellow creme has invaded my fridge and the cat is now addicted to licking the floor
2006-06-29 02:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by poppapolar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, an Irish guy walks past a bar, and...HEY, it could happen!
2006-06-29 04:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT 4 LETTER WORD STARTS WITH F AND ENDS WITH K.
AND IF A MAN CAN'T GET IT HE USES HANDS!
(FORK) **
2006-06-29 02:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by NEMESIS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sombody killed Nobody
2006-06-29 02:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chickhens are taking over the world and i am very very afraid you should be too..................dun dun dun
2006-06-29 02:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by Chadizzle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this out then. its really funny.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar7RsoSqjihXEgkc0ZI_YW7sy6IX?qid=20060628215549AAFZ6zJ
2006-06-29 02:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-29 02:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by leishie!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋