He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that i screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my a**with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my rear?"
She said "no, I'm your son?s math teacher."
2006-06-28 18:59:52 · 8 answers · asked by joegossum 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao I love it!!!! Oh sh*t ! Good one
2006-06-28 19:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats a good one , I liked that one
2006-06-29 02:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-06-29 02:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that must have been very awkward!
2006-06-29 02:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by lostinabook24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo....ha...i get it....lol....that"s funny.
2006-06-29 02:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by xoqtpie18ox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA i like that it's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
2006-06-29 02:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ^_^
2006-06-29 02:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i no that teacher is lik WTF!
2006-06-29 02:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋