English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Three women were about to be executed. One was a
brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.

The guard brought the first woman, the brunette,
forward and the executioner asked if she had any
last requests. She said no and the executioner
shouted...Ready...Aim...!! and suddenly the
brunette yelled, "Earthquake!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked
if she had any last requests. She said no, and the
executioner shouted...Ready...Aim...!! and
suddenly the redhead yelled....."Tornado!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all
figured out. They brought her forward and the
executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted...
Ready...Aim...!! and the blonde yelled,"Fire!"

2006-06-28 18:50:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

That was funny, I have to say I would've probably said the same thing.

2006-06-28 18:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Heard it


A bazillion times

2006-06-29 02:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0 0

Hahaha... nope I havent heard this one... I heard one about the electric chair and a blonde engineer.

2006-06-29 01:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

BLondiieeeeeee joke

2006-07-01 02:55:18 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

funny funny funny hehe check ya later ♥

2006-06-29 02:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Very funny, I love this joke.

2006-06-29 01:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by hkwhkw n 1 · 0 0

thats funny

2006-06-29 01:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by Denisse J 1 · 0 0

cute

2006-06-29 01:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by lilmthead 3 · 0 0

Lord that was funny!!

2006-06-29 01:53:10 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0 0

ha hah that funny.

2006-06-29 01:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by bluepuddle 3 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers