Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down.
2006-06-28 18:43:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few drinks.
SHORT ONES:
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you." The drunk replies, "****."
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all
2006-06-28 18:45:19 · update #1
Disregard the short ones lol
2006-06-28 18:46:24 · update #2
good jokes, liked the first one.
2006-06-28 18:58:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breath out of that thing?
2006-06-29 02:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had only like the first part.. Especially the last para.. Funny.. Nice..
cheers.... (",)
2006-06-29 02:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes.
2006-06-29 02:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by hkwhkw n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are good
2006-06-30 20:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by anči 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha.!!
2006-06-29 02:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋