2006-06-28 18:16:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
Well my owner just sit me on this keyboard to do a little dance while he steps out for a fresh cupper--told me I should give you and instep---I mean an insight into my life as a shoe--It really isn't easy--you're constantly being stepped on--scuffed up and ran over--my better half--the foot--drags me through stuff and treats me like a dog--and the foot gets all the credit--every now and then I get all buffed up and I know immediately that I'm going somewhere special---I don't like mud--the stuff chokes me up and my owner doesn't really make the effort to go around anything--especially mud puddles---There are some up sides to all this though-- I get to meet alot of other nice shoes that come from all over the world---Italy--France-- Spain-----but one of the most disconcerting things about my job is that because of my lowly position in life I am forced to look up skirts all day long---it is thoroughly unnerving--makes me crazy and I stumble around sometimes because I can't focus all that well after awhile---just one more thing before I go--if I could ask you all for just one favor--this for the girls in particular---- more of you should really at least consider wearing underpants !!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-28 18:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It looks like a shoe
2006-06-29 01:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shoe is a projection of who you are. It somehow defines our personality. In the army they can make you miss a promotion. I
2006-06-29 01:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by ngina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well let me observe mine for a while and I will get back with you
2006-06-29 01:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has a sole
2006-06-29 01:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by Metal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋