A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-06-28 17:58:02 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol great joke! haha i gotta tell diz one to mah friends...they'll jus crack up! thumbs up on tha joke by the way =) hope to hear more jokez from u soon! i need a good laugh xoxoxoxo
2006-06-28 18:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw that one coming!
2006-06-29 07:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by gypsygirl272004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heyyy, this was told yesterday only by someone. why are u repeating it??? anyways, its quite funny.
2006-06-29 01:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, i loved it!!
2006-06-29 01:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet sick gota love it
2006-06-29 01:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! HILARIOUS!
2006-06-29 02:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh.. how is this a question??
2006-06-29 01:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by xxfeleasexx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! Funny as hell. :)
2006-06-29 01:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by ms ruth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!
2006-06-29 01:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by Sandie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋