I hope you will like it !!!!?

Question

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".

She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

Answer 1

This really is very funny and you told it very well, not crudely.
Well done!

Here's a joke for you in return for the laugh you gave me:

A woman approaches a man in a bar and says, "Hey, you look lonely. I'll do anything you want for two hundred dollars." The guy says, "Okay, how about you paint my house?"

Yours was funnier but I hope you enjoyed this one, too.

Answer 2

I'm sorry, I didn't find it one bit funny. It's not funny that a man wanted his wife to prostitute for him, that makes him a pimp and that is a serious matter, nothing to joke about.

Answer 3

Too long no 1 will read it

Answer 4

she ^ needs to loosen up a bit

that was hilarious, sucks for the husband though. i'd really hate to be him

Answer 5

I like it...pretty funny

Answer 6

welll i gess this girls is not liking to be with another man so that is why she go to her man to do the job

Answer 7

I like it - very funny

Answer 8

Now THAT'S funny! ROFLMAO

Answer 9

ha ha ha my kind of joke

Answer 10

I like it :P