All right last one for the night..............have a good one?

Question

A gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his Mother-in-law a large plot at an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he bought her nothing.

She was quick to comment loud and long on his thoughtlessness. The gentleman said only one thing........."Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year...."

Answer 1

Here is one, for when you wake up.


Grave Truth

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,

"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

Answer 2

LOL I likes! Ni nite Sweety Willys cynical thought for the day,

If you'll come to my funeral I'll freaking go to yours!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 3

lmao thats funny but one would hope she wouldnt get to use it for a few more years but then again it is your mother-in-law

Answer 4

Good one LOL

Answer 5

funny yes funny

Answer 6

Hahahahaha.......awesome one

Cheers!!

Answer 7

These are funny!

Answer 8

lol... this one I like

Answer 9

sweet, that one rox!

Answer 10

i dont get it