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The seven dwarves were in town for a big weekend. They all meet back up after a fairly wild time and tell each other their stories. Dopey goes last and what he tells them shocks them.

So to verify his story, the dwarves head off to the nearest convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun, "But there are two other convents in town, you could ask them".

So the dwarves go to the next convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun, "But there is one other convent in town, you could ask them".

By this time Dopey is looking a bit sick.

They knock on the door of the last convent and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun.

All the dwarves errupt in laughter. The nun asks "What's so funny?"

"Dopey f***ed a penguin, Dopey f***ed a penguin!"

2006-06-28 16:56:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

hahaha.... yes... this is my favorite of all the penguin jokes :)

my version goes something like this:

the 7 dwarves goes to the pope.
are there any dwarf nuns in this city?
are there any dwarf nuns in this country?
are there any dwarf nuns in this continent? or anywhere in this world?

hehe

2006-06-28 17:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3 2

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2016-10-31 21:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2006-06-28 17:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

yea i like
dopey is sick

2006-06-28 17:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny.

Had to translate the question to get the answer.

Here is the question and the answer translated.


Riddle For The Blind Users
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2006-06-28 18:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It took me a second to get it but...its FLIPPING HILARIOUS

2006-06-28 17:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by aaarrr_i_kno_it_all 1 · 0 0

ahahaha!!

2006-06-28 17:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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