The seven dwarves were in town for a big weekend. They all meet back up after a fairly wild time and tell each other their stories. Dopey goes last and what he tells them shocks them.
So to verify his story, the dwarves head off to the nearest convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun, "But there are two other convents in town, you could ask them".
So the dwarves go to the next convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun, "But there is one other convent in town, you could ask them".
By this time Dopey is looking a bit sick.
They knock on the door of the last convent and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun.
All the dwarves errupt in laughter. The nun asks "What's so funny?"
"Dopey f***ed a penguin, Dopey f***ed a penguin!"
2006-06-28
16:56:31
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