Two men are crossing the Desert on a camel.......Halfway across the desert they come to an oasis. One man says to the other man......."We need to refill the camel with water to make it across... but the camel won't drink.".
The other man says......"What I'll do is hold the camels head in the water and you go around back and suck on his brown eye until he is full...."
After about five minutes the man at the back start spitting and hollering at the man up front......."Can you pull his head up.........It's too deep..........He's sucking MUD!!"
2006-06-28
16:45:42
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