Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."
The first nun says, "" want-a to be Sophia Loren" and poof! she's gone.
The second says, "I want-a to be Madonna" and poof! she's gone.
The third says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline was laid by 500 men in 7 days'!"
2006-06-28 16:42:36 · 4 answers · asked by i_am_the_gps 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one.
Here is a nun joke for you.
The Hippie & The Nun!
A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun.
He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!"
The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex."
Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop.
The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun..."
The Hippie asks, "How?"
"Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her."
"Good idea," the Hippie said.
So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait.
Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God.
The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me."
The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her. She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity."
"Fine," said the Hippie.
The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing.
When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!"
Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"
2006-06-28 18:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH reallly funnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiieeeeeee
2006-06-28 16:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... hilarious
2006-06-28 16:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!! That was cool !!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-28 17:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋