An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the
bus shakes, the old man cane slips on the floor and he falls.
As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby turns to him and
says, "Sir if you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick,
it wouldn't slip."
The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven
years ago, I would have a seat today".
2006-06-28 16:39:01 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO harsh!
2006-06-28 16:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by galindo_christina 3 · 11⤊ 4⤋
Lol, that's tremendous!! How about this one: There are 3 workmen operating in this progression that hasn't been finished yet, an Irishman, a Scot and an Australian. The get speaking and finally the verbal replace turns to the lunches that their better halves make for them. The Irishman say "If my spouse makes me baked potatoes for lunch one extra time, i will bounce of this progression." Now enable's do not ignore that this progression is tremendous and likely to have many metallic poles protruding in random places, so survival likelyhood is low. yet, the different workmen nodded their understanding. next become the Scot, he suggested "If my spouse makes me mutton for lunch lower back, i will bounce off the progression." lower back, all of them nodded. ultimately the Australian spoke out, in his loud, extremely coarse voice he suggested "If my wive makes me vegimite sandwiches for lunch lower back, i will bounce off the progression too." The day passes and they assemble lower back on the best of the progression for lunch the subsequent day. They each and each pull out their lunches and look at the contents. "Oh no longer lower back" suggested the Irishman and he ran to the sting of the progression previously jumping off the sting. "I informed her no mutton!!" suggested the Scot and he observed the Irishman to his lack of existence. The Australian regarded at his lunch, sighed and observed immediately behind. After the incident, the better halves accrued and stated the deaths of their husbands. "If in uncomplicated phrases he had informed me that he did not like baked potatoes" suggested the Irishman's spouse. The better halves nodded their understanding. "If in uncomplicated phrases I had listened at the same time as he informed me how a lot he hated mutton" suggested the spouse of the Scot. lower back the better halves nodded their understanding. The better halves became and regarded on the spouse of the Australian with anticipation. The Australian female become turning purple and clenching her fists. SHe hit her fists on the table previously yelling "The stupid fool made his own lunch!"
2016-11-15 09:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, great joke i also love the kids enthusiasm at makin old guys pissed off and i bet the old man was waitin to use that for a loooong time lol
2006-06-28 20:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA o wow that's a good one!!! i love cranky old ppl jokes not gonna lie!
2006-06-28 16:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ahahahahaa good one
2006-06-28 17:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke, very real
2006-06-28 16:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU GET AN "E" FOR EFFORT
2006-06-28 22:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... cranky old guy...
2006-06-28 16:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right
;-)
2006-06-28 19:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-06-28 16:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by i_am_the_gps 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋