1 u lose arguments with inanimate objects
2 u have 2 hold onto the lawn 2 keep from falling off the earth
3 work starts nterfearing with ur drinking
4 ur doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohal system
5 the back of ur head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
6 u sincerely blieve alchohal 2 b the elusive 5th food group
7 that damned pink elephant followed u home again
8 u blieve "2 hands and just 1 mouth.. thats a drinking problem"
9 u can focus better with 1 i closed
10 very women u c has an exact twin
11 u fall off the floor or up the stairs
12 u discover in the morning that your liquid ceaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared
13 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger so you skip dinner
14 beer: its not just for breakfast anymore
15 the glass keeps missing your mouth
16 you donte blood and they ask what proof it is
17 mosquitoes and vampires fly into walls after biting you
18 you believe your only drinking problem is not having a drink right now
2006-06-28 16:02:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and ****** a parrot, and I was thinking tha you might be my son."
2006-06-28 18:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
in case you could pass 2 weeks and not using a drink, i don't think of you're an alcoholic. yet employing alcohol as a pressure reliever is meant to be a caution signal of alcoholism. yet then, so is ingesting on my own. My husband is in Afghanistan; so am I no longer meant to drink some beers even as staring at football, purely because i'm on my own? i'm no longer on my own by determination!
2016-11-29 22:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have had some fun drunk nights huh? Myself, I think 9,11,14, and 17 sound familiar.
2006-06-28 16:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you found out you just sletp with your next of kin or the girl u brought home is a man or is fat and ugly
2006-06-28 16:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by david s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh hell yes! lol i pissed myself laughing koz more than half of those statements belong to me....... and i don't think that any one who has had a good night out can denie it aye. chur i needed a laugh.
2006-06-28 16:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by hail_bby 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha!! lol omy! just want to say thanks!
thx for the laughs!! it's funny!! 10
2006-06-28 16:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn, i need a liter of tequila after reading all that. what to join me?
2006-06-28 16:09:35 · answer #7 · answered by DodgerBlueFan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some of those are pretty funny.... and almost familiar from my college days.
2006-06-28 16:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by ŧťŠ4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO That's good
2006-06-28 16:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by galindo_christina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yesh
2006-06-28 16:07:23 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋