I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day.
I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened.
I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular.
I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere!
2006-06-28 15:48:45 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?
Atleast you can drive a golf ball 200 feet.
How is that for a bad joke?...lol
2006-06-28 15:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by TJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and ****** a parrot, and I was thinking tha you might be my son."
2006-06-28 18:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i loved the last one it was the funniest
ill be laughing for hours hehehe
2006-06-28 15:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by la loca latina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Did the panda eat, shoot and leave...?
2006-06-28 15:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont like bad jokes
2006-06-28 15:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by Baby girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god, you sound like my coach. i think he makes it his hobby to find bad jokes and ruin good ones.
2006-06-28 15:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by the master of... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i actually laughed out loud at that one!! i don't care what everyone else said,i loved it!
2006-06-28 15:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by Secret Valentine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very bad jokes
2006-06-28 15:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,that is a 'not very good' one
2006-06-28 15:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
puff puff pass,dude.puff puff pass.
2006-06-28 16:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋