Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
2006-06-28 15:20:32 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:
"One and one, the son-of-a-***** is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-***** is four."
"Three and three... "
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.
His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two."
2006-06-28 15:20:39 · update #1
****** = Bit*Ch
2006-06-28 15:21:18 · update #2
AWESOME!!!!
Here's one for you:
Little Johny was playing with his choo-choo train in the corridor. His mom overheard him saying "We have arrived at the f*cking destination, any f*ckers wanna get off or come on, now's your chance f*ckers!" So his mom stormed in as sent him to his room not before telling him that he could only return to play when he learned to control his vocabulary. So it wasn't until like three hours later that she felt sorry for him & let him out to play. So he started "Ladies & Gentlemen, we have arrived at our destination. Kindly dismount the train in an orderly fashion and claim your luggage at the clerk's station. Those who wish to mount the train, kindly do so in an orderly fashion." His mom was listening to this from the kitchen and as she smiled in comfort Little Johny added "For those of you who are asking about the three hours delay, kindly ask the ***** in the kitchen about it!!!"
2006-06-28 15:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-06-28 22:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by someone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,he better learn proper english,lol
2006-06-28 23:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one gooder
2006-06-28 23:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by Laura Lovehagle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i like the first one the best:D
2006-06-28 22:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both very funny
2006-06-28 22:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2006-06-28 22:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! stupid semi-deaf kid!
2006-06-28 22:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by Śćĕņįĉ мąššąćŗĕ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋