One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.
On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?"
Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?"
Again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two Ping-Pong balls and paints them black.
The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question." Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.
The teacher says, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"
Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby. See you on Tuesday!"
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2006-06-28 15:19:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely brilliant!!!!
It was late at night and Susan, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her son Little Johny.
Susan started going into labor and almost immediately was ready to deliver, so, in a panic, she called 911.
Due to a fiscal shortage at the time, only one paramedic was available to respond to the call. He asked Little Johny to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see better while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Little Johny did as he was asked. Susan pushed a couple of times, and Austin was born! The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him lightly to get him to breathe. Austin, of course, began to cry lustily.
The paramedic then thanked Little Johny for his help and asked the him what he thought about what he had just witnessed and he quickly responded...
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again!"
I Hope it's worth the 10pts!
2006-06-28 15:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 13⤊ 7⤋
mom: the place have been you final evening? Johnny: interpreting with friends. mom: do no longer lie Jonny: fantastic, i advance into at a stripper club. mom: Did you notice something your no longer meant to confirm? Jonny: Yeah, I observed dad.
2016-10-31 21:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHH!! that was great!! thank you for a great laugh!
2006-06-28 15:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by Secret Valentine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much cursing
2006-06-28 16:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was great
2006-06-28 16:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by Slim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one chino!
2006-06-28 15:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by DodgerBlueFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! \(^o^)/. no...its funny but not that much.
2006-06-28 15:35:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......that was good
2006-06-28 15:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao... nice.. w00t... dumb kid...
2006-06-28 15:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by Śćĕņįĉ мąššąćŗĕ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!! i GET it!!! lol. that was funny^_^
2006-06-28 15:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋