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2006-06-28 14:36:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

You say you love him.

2006-06-28 14:38:02 · update #1

No preaching, yes or no.

2006-06-28 14:40:01 · update #2

I know he is going to do me, he just poped 3 viagra. He is 2006 years old, so it takes a few minutes to warm him up. I sometimes need to punish him.

2006-06-28 14:43:27 · update #3

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if it guaranteed me heaven, hell yeah. plus I'd use him to make my water faucet spit out wine

2006-06-28 14:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by good knower 3 · 0 5

hes gonna do you...if you know what i mean....... and where do you get off saying "no preaching" you make such an ignorant insulting, immature remark and you expect not to be chastised for it... i feel OBLIGATED to give you a little advise to help you grow up... there are only 2 things people want in this life , whether they admit it or not , whether they know it or not .. only 2 things... everything people do is toward achieving these goals .. and they are happiness and respect... you will never get respect if you dont show respect.. and you will never get happiness by acting a fool! you can and will be who you want to be.... think before you act.. is this who i am ? is this who you want to be?.... now , ain't you glad i ignored you request of "no preaching"? at least now you learned something important from this foolish question.
so it's like that,eh father church?? your contiued ignorance will only serve to keep you alone and unhappy..try to remember these words... better yet try and forget these words when you are sitting alone in your room crying and wonering why you cant find joy in your life.......

2006-06-28 21:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by ong jon 6 · 0 0

I think that is the most craziest question to ask and u will burn in
hell for thinking such thoughts you really disgust me and your not really worth the time aday it's people like u that makes me sick, i'm not even a religious person but i do believe in jesus and for u to say something like that is sickening u honestly belong in the mental institution!!!

2006-06-28 21:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by christina j 3 · 0 0

I know it was extremely difficult for you most of your life, and the future is going to be even worse.

2006-06-28 21:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you do Jesus like you do the other people in your life?

2006-06-28 21:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I won't answer your question but i will say this I bet you any amount of money you would NOT TELL HIM THAT TO HIS FACE

2006-06-28 21:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Sunshine* 3 · 0 0

you are just wrong. Stop messing with other people's religion. Its just disrespectful

2006-06-28 21:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Simply Put 3 · 0 0

Hey dont be mean. Lol

2006-06-28 21:40:04 · answer #8 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 0 0

CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK YOU MAY JUST GET IT

2006-06-28 21:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by His eyes are like flames 6 · 0 0

...yeah, he has some nice abs..... OMFG!!!!THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!

2006-06-28 21:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by §ЕЖ 2 · 0 0

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