Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him he*d. When he came, she started to weep, for she discovered that he'd been banging her sheep.
2006-06-28 14:24:17 · 7 answers · asked by c.grinnell 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's not boredom. I got it in an email.
2006-06-28 14:29:32 · update #1
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2006-06-28 14:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard these...?
Pease porridge hot
Pease porridge cold
Pease porridge in the pot
Nine days old.
So come on down to the school cafeteria
And have some nine-day-old green bacteria!
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
Jack jumped high,
But the flames jumped higher
And Jack came down with his pants on fire.
He'll never walk again, except on cratches,
So don't you play with candle and matches!
2006-06-28 22:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty lacks a penis.
2006-06-28 21:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mariners 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did she know, when he came, did he say "ur a baaaaad girl aren't u?" or were they covered in yolk every morning?
2006-06-29 01:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by summerain2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bored much...but this reminds me of that other Jack and Jill version
2006-06-28 21:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kay-Jay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. nice.. but i bet you were humpty...
2006-06-28 22:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by Śćĕņįĉ мąššąćŗĕ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...not!! *yawn*
2006-06-28 21:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by jessica t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋