2006-06-28 13:27:33 · 11 answers · asked by pope 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
showers are a dangerous place due to the mildew factor with the water vapor and the tiletexture
but the biggest risk is the slippage quotient due to the noporous surface of the floor where if you bend over to get your lost soap you might slip and hit your head
its a dangerous manouver but its essential that you keep yourself clean and smell free to sttarct mates and have good skin
satan is dirty
canadians are clean and shiny
look at Shania Twain she bathes in Perrier and uses hand made goats milk soap and has a jacuzzi on her jet
plus she douches with mr.clean
and chews on parsley it kills bad breath odour bacteria
2006-06-28 13:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Erdelac 3 · 10⤊ 6⤋
The biggest trick of Satan is the biggest lie ever told if he can pull it off. That is, that he doesn't exist. But, if he doesn't exist - then who do we blame everything on? What need bother you more to ponder about, is Satan telling you that God doesn't exist? If he convinces you of that then you have something major to worry about. Canada and any other country is insignificant if this is the way you're going to go. He is the FIRST and BIGGEST LIAR ever known of or about. If you find a bible to read that is easily understood and wanted to be understood from the heart, all these insignificant questions will cease to exist in your mind. Try that next. Why try to understand Satan when you need to search out your own heart and soul first? You'd be suprised how much smarter you are than Him if you put your mind and heart into it. Good luck with the search on Tricks! Crooked fellow man will do far more to you than he will ever have to 'cause questioning and doubt will bring him straight to you. I really wish you well in what you're actually looking for and I pray the best comes from it.
2006-06-28 20:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by deepdkk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, well, the satan, or the accuser has many tricks, science however is not one of them. Science is a gift from God, given to us to help us make life easier, our intelect is what makes us different than animals, our ability to discern ourselves from others, and learn and adapt is what made us the caretakers of the world. Do not deny God's greatest gift. Ignorance, is the greatest trick of 'Satan.' Evolution is an idea, which is harmless to Christian thought. We do not know HOW God created us. Evolution could have been his method to make us how we are. AND if you actually read Genesis as a whole, and not as tidbits, you will see that it makes reference to the fact that there are 2 creation stories in it, the 7 days story and Adam and Eve, they are told as two different stories. Two different ways to understand why life is the way it is. And they contradict eacother. So as to their complete factual nature, noone is certain, and that shouldn't matter, what matters is the nature of the story, the purpose is to show us that when we are with God, everything is good, like in Eden, so we should strive to be with Him in every way possible. NOW, as for tricks of satan besides ignorance, SOY!!!!!!!!! I think soy was the work of the devil, a way for him to mock God and all of his creation. God created a myriad of foods for us, meat, plants, etc, and then the devil created soy to replace our meat, and many of our plants. And then look at what happens when we play with it, we make Olean and get the craps. THE DEVIL I SAY!
2006-06-28 20:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by nt326 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution and Canada are tricks of satan? It is no minds like yourself that make people like Pat Robertson wealthy. Maybe someday you'll get a clue.....
2006-06-28 20:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by ndmagicman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW ABOUT THIS TRICK; SATAN MAKES PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT THEY WORSHIP GOD ON SUNDAY AND TO DO AWAY WITH THE 4TH COMMANDMENT WHAT A DECEPTION FOR THE LORDS DAY AS SUNDAY GOERS SAY COULD ONLY BE ON THE 7TH DAY SABBATH OR SATURDAY;
Mt 12:8 For the Son of man is Lord even of the sabbath day.
Mr 2:27 And he said unto them, The sabbath was made for man, and not man for the sabbath:
Mr 2:28 Therefore the Son of man is Lord also of the sabbath.
Lu 6:5 And he said unto them, That the Son of man is Lord also of the sabbath.
2006-06-28 20:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by His eyes are like flames 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Canada is a trick of satan. That's why old Georgie boy is so scared to come up here and talk to us in person. Of course, it isn't because he knows you americans are stealing water, electricity and oil from us, or that the Mad cow farm got its feed from Montana, or that WE have a better standard of living and are better educated than you. Oh, and I forgot about the $2.8 Billion he owes us for the softwood lumber he refused to pay for because he said our foresters were subsidized by government grants(which they aren't).
2006-06-28 20:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I truly hope that you are not serious. Otherwise, I'd say that you are a trick of Satan.
2006-06-28 20:31:24 · answer #7 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is a LIE and the Little People on T.V. say "blame it on Canada!!!. Hahahahahaha!!!!! (funny show) NO, I like Canada, I believe it's very Beautiful, very!!!!! Ditto!!!!!
2006-06-28 22:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The biggest trick is getting you to believe he exists.
2006-06-28 20:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
canada is God's land. its beautiful here and we are a free, peace keeping country with loads of wonders. yep..i am canadian eh! *wink*
2006-06-28 20:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by *Daisies* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋