My Town is so Tough... Hey I made it here, prolly why I'm so tough!
Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register
Ice-cream trucks that play "taps"
Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales
High school newspapers with obituary columns
Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb
Chapters of Jehovah's Alibiers
Bowling alleys where most people bowl overhand
Schools that require a sick note co-signed by a parole officer
Christmas pageants that feature the three Wise Guys
Advice columns with hints like how to get blood off of a chain saw
A 911 emergency service with a two day waiting list
"Honor students" who practice saying "Yes/No, your honor"
Mothers who give their kids $5 every day for the holdup man
The Girl Scouts sell nookie door to door.
Forgery 101 and Advanced Counterfeiting are required subjects
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-28 12:51:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW ! Your town sounds tough! But you say you are too? With your talent in writing, sense of humor and wit, I see a softness to your toughness. You are great, entertaining and smart. I enjoy your talent! - hold on and help make your tough world more soft and kind - like you. love, kim
2006-06-28 12:59:32 · answer #1 · answered by kimsss717 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-31 21:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses themselves sometimes use a certain nickname to describe the group of those who profess to believe Witness teachings but refuse to join the preaching work:
"Jehovah's Bystanders"
It seems signficant that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones best known for their worldwide preaching work. Yet Jesus commanded that ALL who would call themselves "Christian" perform this public work:
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And, look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.”
http://watchtower.org
2006-06-28 16:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should move to Compton, brother the 5 year old stands on the corner selling crack to pay off his bookie and she's two..that's tough..
2006-06-28 13:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by pepper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... I wonder what a dark alley in your town is like
2006-06-28 13:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great man you are the best on here bro
2006-06-28 13:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've done it again!! I love this stuff keep it coming!!
2006-06-28 13:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by LUNCHY THE PIRATE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think thats rather stupid
2006-06-28 12:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lynna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that brockton, massachsetts? j/k
2006-06-28 12:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by michellewentworth1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋